Letter from De Penis

Dear management;


I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for de following reasons:


- I do physical labor,

- I work at great depths,

- I plunge head first into everything I do,

- I work in a damp environment,

- I don't get paid overtime,

- I work in dark places that has poor ventilation,

- I work in high temperatures and,

- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.




Sincerely yours,


The Penis.




Letter from De Employer


Dear penis


After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:


- You cannot work 8 hours straight,

- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods,

- You do not always follow the orders of the management team,

- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations,


- You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to work,

- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift,

- You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing,

- You will retire before you are 65,

- You are unable to work double shifts,

- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task,

- And if that is not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

(faudra qu on m explique l interet que cette blague soit en anglais... peut etre parceque meme le penis se comporte plus bizarrement que d habitude chez les anglo saxons...)

C'est parce qu'en France pour demander une augmentation on n'écrit pas une lettre à la direction, on fait grêve.

En même temps c'est censé être drole hein !

MOUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA MOUARFFF ! ( désolé )

j'aime assez le coup des 2 sacs suspects !!!
ça fait attentat !!!

/me demande au FBI d'emprisonner tous les porteurs de sacs suspects AUX USA ... voire de faire exploser ces sacs suspects ! On se débarassera d'une bonne partie des crétins qui peuplent la terre !

c'est vrai ? tu pars en voyage ?