In totally unrelated news, the Bush Administration has announced that Iraq is currently harboring the network executives who cancelled 'Star Trek: Enterprise'. Bush issued a statement saying that "The enemies of freedom have cancelled 'Enterprise' but they cannot cancel freedom itself. I call upon all able-bodied Trekkies, Trekkers, and Klingons to enlist now in defense of the ideals of the Federation. May you live long and prosperate."

Meanwhile Donald Rumsfeld announced the creation of a new "Starfleet Brigade" for the recruits, which would feature multi-colored jumpsuits and flak jackets bearing the Federation insignia, and allow Klingons to serve in full battle attire. Said Rumsfeld, "Good golly, the warrior spirit of those Klingons is just what we need to put those darn Baathist insurge- excuse me, I mean, evil network executives- on the run!"

In response to criticisms that such moves violated the Prime Directive, Dick Cheney suggested that Iraq had a program under Hussein to secretly acquire warp technology, in violation of sanctions. Therefore, as a post-warp culture, the Prime Directive no longer applied to Iraq. In support of these allegations, Colin Powell gave a PowerPoint presentation showing grainy satellite photos of what he identified as warp field coils and tanker trucks filled with Dilithium crystals. When asked how the Iraqis could possibly have acquired warp technology, Cheney hinted darkly that the whole thing smelled of a Romulan plot.



http://slashdot.org/articles/05/03/06/1448250.shtml?tid=214

ahahah.

" acquire warp technology"

Bush téleporte ses troupes en irak

Des armes de destruction massive sous cloaking field en plein centre de bagdad